fishing trip, and the rules of bullshit

ahh fishing, I love it. We took a two day trip to the lake to enjoy a little bit of the outdoors and sun. we caught absolutely nothing. But its cool cause we had a fella give us all of his fish, which is where the rules of bullshit come in. We can home all proud of the fish that we had, because they were good fish, but we never told everyone that we CAUGHT them. They just assume so.

Rules of bullshit #1: make sure it is always based on a true event, no matter how perposterous the lie is, if its slightly true you can keep a straight face easier.

Rule #2: carry evidence, it's hard to believe bullshit without any evidence.

Rule #3: make it at least half believable, otherwise its just stupid to try.

Rule #4: have witnesses, power in numbers people, no matter how stupid the lie is, the more you can get to back you, the more believable it becomes.

Rule #5: don't make a big deal of it, act casual, if you begin bragging it up then they will start asking questions, and then you will have to come clean.

Rule #6: If a suspicious person starts asking questions, either change the subject or act like you never heard them.

Rule #7: If you are found out then come clean, its simple bullshit people, you didn't murder your friend.


this pic was taken at lake wappapello at sunrise, I love that lake, so peaceful.

And Remember...riding faster than everyone else only guaruntees that you'll be riding alone. later days people