Rules of bullshit #1: make sure it is always based on a true event, no matter how perposterous the lie is, if its slightly true you can keep a straight face easier.
Rule #2: carry evidence, it's hard to believe bullshit without any evidence.
Rule #3: make it at least half believable, otherwise its just stupid to try.
Rule #4: have witnesses, power in numbers people, no matter how stupid the lie is, the more you can get to back you, the more believable it becomes.
Rule #5: don't make a big deal of it, act casual, if you begin bragging it up then they will start asking questions, and then you will have to come clean.
Rule #6: If a suspicious person starts asking questions, either change the subject or act like you never heard them.
Rule #7: If you are found out then come clean, its simple bullshit people, you didn't murder your friend.

this pic was taken at lake wappapello at sunrise, I love that lake, so peaceful.
And Remember...riding faster than everyone else only guaruntees that you'll be riding alone. later days people